Saturday, January 24

Bus Thoughts....

Potty, I have to go potty. No, seriously I really have to go to the bathroom. Good lord! What is that smell? Oh man! That is one putrid smell. Dirty diaper? Extreme body odor? Seven days of wearing the same socks, smell! R-a-n-k! Someone smells or something and it is really close to me. A quick personal sniff to my sweater just to make sure that it isn't me. No Mary Katherine style smell check.


Wow, is it hot in here. Cold to hot, sweaty to cold chills. I have some serious problems. (Not really) Just stop thinking. And, stop breathing through your nose. Good idea. Oh no, I can taste the rancid smell, I really can. Now what?

Well, I almost forgot that I had to tinkle. Now, I'm thinking about that again. How do you ask for a restroom? My French stinks. No, this bus stinks, my French is just really bad. Am I almost there? Note to self, bath more than necessary. Can anyone else smell that? I think that is sweat dripping down my back....nice.

Is this my stop? Oh, good it is. I will gladly give up the stink seat. Will the next person think it was me, that I smell? Door please open for me. Is that person following me? Creepy. Oh, he's 15. Maybe not so creepy. He is probably thinking why is the old lady looking at me. Old, who is he calling old? Am I old? Not so old, but I do have to go potty.



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9 comments:

Jen said...

i love this! ick. sorry you had to go through it, but it was hillariously captured for blog. :) and the mary katherine pic is priceless. i have to watch that movie again- she inspired my stint as missionary superstar in the training center when i left (i know- reverent and oh, so mormon missionary...i was 21!).
15 year old boys smell. so do the 12 year old ones. and some who make it past 20. boys, in general, are stink bombs. :)

Cassie said...

Too funny! Don't you hate that decision of breathing the stink through your nose or through your mouth! I always choose the nose. I can't stand the thought of it possibly being stink from someones behind, and it is entering my mouth!

Missy said...

Teehee, thanks for making me laugh on a Kid Sick Yucky Day!

Jill said...

Public transportation produces all kinds of random thoughts doesn't it? It's mighty funny to read yours, though I'm so glad this isn't a scratch and sniff post!

Tabitha Blue said...

Oh I hate being stuck where something/someone smells!!! Glad you made it out alive... and in time to tinkle!

:)
~Tabitha~

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Debbie said...

I was in Hobby Lobby today and someone had ferocious BO. Almost lost it.

Veggie Mom said...

Love the thoughtful tangent you're on here, and LOVE Mary Katherine Gallagher!

Tranquility said...

Haha... oh dear, sounds like the inner voices of my mind! ;)

MaryRC said...

oh man been there. so funny and so true... LOL